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“Remember when I said I’d keep it out of your ass tonight?… APRIL FUCKING FOOLS!”
justareallifegirl: iieatkoreans: This picture says so much, believe it or not girls. Guys are broken all the time, just like your mask fools us ours fools you. Nobody is immune to unfortunate events so be kind to every soul you meet. Reblogging it
prim-let-go: “I remember the first time I saw you. Your hair was in two braids instead of one. I remember when you sang in the music assembly and the teacher said “who knows the valley song” and your hand shot straight up. After that, I watched
EDI, for the fandom thingy~yes, she is my total favorite and if shes not yours…then whats your problem fool~~~
Madhog Ruins Your Childhood (April Fool’s Day 2013)This video was originally created and posted on Blip for the 1st of April of two years ago. This should be a good moment to share it again with the world. Enjoy!—Support Madhog on Patreon:
Team Yume Plays: “SUPER KAWAI-DESU BEACHSIDE HIGHSCHOOL-CHAN, SENPAI!” (April Fool’s Stream) Live Your School Life To The Max!!!—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBLR: http://www.teamyume.tumblr.comFACEBOOK
Reblog if you are NOT celebrating April Fools’ Day on your blog.
Me on fooling around with refugees: “German guest post: 19 yo porn writer Nastassja Fickvieh about her new book and sex with refugees …“ Yours truly,Nastassja
jencorpsichord: young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
heartfullofsoul: lalage: lalage: but it’s written in the stars, and every line in your palm we’re fools to make war on our brothers in arms for Tracy, Gintamard-in-arms
unicornmunch: justareallifegirl: iieatkoreans: This picture says so much, believe it or not girls. Guys are broken all the time, just like your mask fools us ours fools you. Nobody is immune to unfortunate events so be kind to every soul you meet.
dracomalfyaoi:NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKESscreamersfake coming outsfake suicidefake crushesstuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s
“IF YOURE NOT PISSING OFF YOUR GIRL, IT MEANS SHE DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE! SO DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO UPSET HER SO YOU KNOW SHE IS INVESTED”
youre-cute: fooled-you: Faaaaavorite movie. God, I love that movie.
"Keep your mind on your money, enroll in school. And as the years pass by you can show them fools."
karla-world: I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
underthe-corktree: I HOPE THAT THIS UPCOMING YEAR IS THE BEST YET FOR YOU AND THAT YOUR EYEBROW GAME IS STRONGER THAN EVER AND THAT YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND GO TO ALOT OF CONCERTS AND FIND SOME CUTE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE SAME MUSIC AS YOU
avevoneg: your voice is so nice, your scent is so nice, your face is so nice, I suck at expressing myself, but, all in all… I miss it.
glitterweave: twerk-on-me-lol: wajtargaryen: thickassdominican: Me arriving to your wedding Me arriving at your funeral Me arriving at my high school reunion Me arriving to class 15 minutes late with Starbucks
msjewbooty: [first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
stilesthemockingjay: Deep in the meadow, under the willow A bed of grass, a soft green pillow Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes And when again they open, the sun will rise. Here it’s safe, here it’s warm Here the daisies guard
your-deity-keykey: just reminding everyone of the old pixar man we knew and loved so much
youvebeen-loki-d: youvebeen-loki-d: valentines day is coming up soon so you better come clean about your love for me dont all confess your love at once
babylizard: repeat after me there’s nothing “slutty” or inherently wrong about posting nudes for attention wanting attention is okay being proud of your body is a beautiful thing let’s stop perpetuating the idea that being open with your body/sexuality
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
memoriesrecollected: i am infatuated by your scent that still lingers in my room. it constantly reminds me of my skin pressed against yours, how your lips tasted, the feelings you gave me. KG
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
davvvd: Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
jetbag: ”are you seriously wearing no makeup?” “thats why you look tired” “you let yourself go” “your hair looked prettier before you cut it” “your boobs and butt arent big enough” “wow your thighs” “are those scars” “you’d
ejakeulati0n: dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
sirbombalot: Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
sweatpantsandsportsbras: IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER
nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
boyexemplified: wewewe-soexcited: He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
maclonna: when you see your own post on your dash
2000yr: merlotte: 2000yr: Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch wash your fucking ass Wash your attitude
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
rabioheab: want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
joshpeckofficiall: when somebody likes your selfie when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
oknope: what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
orangeskins: “I would always tell her where my hands were going to be, ‘Girl, I’m going to touch your thigh, then your chest.’ Pretty soon [Schilling] was like, ‘I don’t care where your hands are going to be, I trust you, touch me wherever
jesus-would-follow-me: the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter its the size of your bank account that we really care about
Your Captions Are Bad
I want you. Right now. Your lips on mine. Your hands around my waist. My lips on your neck. My hands running through your hair. Heavy breaths. Deep stares. I want you. Right now. In my bed. Right next to me. Holding me tight. Talking about
krisbuscus: bandsdidyoumeanlife: bandsdidyoumeanlife: If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst
youreyestheyglow: ad0lf-hipster: advantages of being a boy: your boobs don’t get in the way no period your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week no childbirth penises are fun shirts always fit over your chest you can
panicatthesocialgathering: hearing a stranger insult your favorite band hearing a family member insult your favorite band hearing a friend insult your favorite band
uhmeliamay: day one of your period: day two of your period: day three of your period:
theillusivewoman: that moment when your game freezes and the last few hours of your life flash before your eyes as you think of all the quests you have to redo
your-bodyisbeautiful:Romanticize healthy relationships, strong friendships, and self-love 2k15
thecreepylittlegirl: You can’t pick and choose what parts of feminism you want. You can’t support your queer sisters but not your trans sisters. You can’t support your fat sisters but not your sisters of colour. Being a feminist means creating
9940km: Never forget 3 types of people in your life: Who helped you in your difficult times. Who left you in your difficult times. Who put you in difficult times.
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
benedictcumberreichenbach: ninepulse: Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just
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fool-galaxy:“Amar no significa perdonar todo”Dear-love
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